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Thursday, April 10, 2014

It's for Your Mouth!

No, this is not a photo from a ransom note. It's a mouth exerciser. It's for those pesky wrinkles around your mouth. You just cram it in your gob and fight the urge to panic. And then you squeeze on the tube to tighten your...mouth muscles. Try not to think about the fact that you look like a blow-up doll. Laughing with this in your mouth can be dangerous. And you do not want to have to explain yourself to the EMTs.

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