}

Thursday, April 10, 2014

This Seems Drastic

It's universally human. When we're bored at work, we put our chins on our fists. This device will make sure you never do that again. If you forget, you'll get a few friendly spikes to the face. That seems reasonable. We're actually thinking of giving this to our employees. We'll definitely make them mandatory. They'll never doze off during our meetings again. And anyone who does will wear facial scars of shame.

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