Discrete hearing aids are for chumps. Why go small when you can go big? This way you can hear what everyone's saying behind your back. They'll mostly be talking about how crazy you look. But you'll be able to hear it! You may also be able to pick up satellite feeds from space. Phone reception is probably pretty great too. But if anyone yells within 20 feet of you, your ears may bleed.
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